Self-Abuse, a new project.
I'm a fan of projects. Not the elementary-school-make-a-poster-with-each-letter-a-different-color projects. But fun things to do for the sole purpose of "seeing what would happen" or any other alternative reasons.
My new project is called Mastinence.
I'm abstaining from masturbation for as long as possible.
It's a test of willpower really. How long, do you ask, before I give in to the temptations of ejaculation? What are the consequences? Why would anyone want to do that? Is it religious? Is there a prize? The answers to these, I do not know. I relish the absurdity.
I've gone a day and a half now. I'm looking around for one of those internet clock timer thingies to put on here. Let me know if you find one.
My new project is called Mastinence.
I'm abstaining from masturbation for as long as possible.
It's a test of willpower really. How long, do you ask, before I give in to the temptations of ejaculation? What are the consequences? Why would anyone want to do that? Is it religious? Is there a prize? The answers to these, I do not know. I relish the absurdity.
I've gone a day and a half now. I'm looking around for one of those internet clock timer thingies to put on here. Let me know if you find one.
posted by Travis H. Curran at 9/26/2005 11:18:00 AM
8 Comments:
I'll give you twelve seconds.
already been two day and seven hours and forty nine minutes.
a.k.a. you're wrong.
good luck travis! talk to andy sawyer for encouragement if you like - he did this same thing last year n went for the duration of lent, i believe.
we should turn this into some kind of competition.
the honor system would have to be involved, in the manner of cheating.
want to set up rules?
Day Three almost done btw.
Guess it wouldn't be fair if you're three days in.
Because I'm not.
Ewww...Jake touches himself.
Where did you think all the hair on my palms came from, douchebag?
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