Number Thirteen. Category: Miscellanius.
This summer I purchased Richard Hawthorne's 101 Things to Do Before You Die, a marvellous little handbook that is exactly that. Complete with forms to be filled for each acheivement and gold stars. It's really quite cool. I've completed about four of the 101 things already (#3. Win an Award, #9. Learn an Instrument, #15. Stage Dive or Crowd Surf, and #83. Skinny Dip at Midnight), but after some advanced research cough google I am one step closer to adorning a page with a Gold Star sticker...
Number Thirteen: Meet Someone With Your Own Name.
It'd be most difficult to find Travis Curran Beta ( I am Alpha) because a bunch of other people are looking for him too who he does not want to find him. When the coppers do catch him, he might be the easiest to find since I could always visit the Placer County Jail (helping me accomplish #53. Complete a Coast-to-Coast Road Trip Across America). But then again if he's smart at all, which I'd hope someone sharing my full name would be, then he'd be well aware he's on Placer County's Top Twenty Most Wanted List and would be nowhere near Placer County, California.
Travis Curran Gamma, also in California, actually goes by the full name "Travis Curran Talley" so I am not positive if he counts. He holds a nice job as the Recruiting Manager for the Los Angeles Chapter of Risk and Insurance Management Society Inc. The site gives his full contact info, including phone, fax and email address. He does not seem too tough to hunt down and arrange a meeting with.
Travis Curran Delta is a student at Kansas State College, but, it appears here that he is studying abroad in Prague, Czech Republic. I've always wanted to check Prague out. Good excuse for potential Eurotrip? I think so. (That would also help me complete #36. Visit Every Country).
Travis Curran Epsilon goes to UC Davis and plays ultimate frisbee for them. But I found that here, he played for the "Dogs", and here, he played for a team called "Trouser Fiesta". What an awesome title for anything. He seems like a pretty cool dude. UC Davis is also in California. Weird, huh?
Travis Curran Iota is a little boy. He is the son of Dean and Shannon Curran, who own the Curran Cattle Company in Saskatchewan, Canada. They'd be totally cool to visit, since I like Canada's farmlands and while I'm there, I could Milk a Cow (#47).
And finally, we come to the most famous Travis Curran out there...Travis Curran Kappa. If you were ever so inclined to google my first and last name, there would be about upwards to fifty sites in reference to this fellow here. He plays Men's Tennis for University of Toledo. He's pretty good too. I get envious of his website percentage...but yours truly is the next existing Travis Curran on the Google Search Results page for my old highschool band Brackett and the Drill Bits. I designed the website years ago in an Advanced Communications class. Good times. Anyways, Toledo's in Ohio, and an easy stop on any road trip to make. And I'd probably have to travel in a van to do it...(#97. Live Out of a Van).
I almost made a joke about finding all these people and killing them, then making a Highlander "There can only be one!!" reference and ending the update on a mediocrely funny joke, but then one of these peoples or someone close to them may find this site and take it as a serious death threat and sue me or something crazy like that and I don't think that'd be very funny at all in the end.
Number Thirteen: Meet Someone With Your Own Name.
It'd be most difficult to find Travis Curran Beta ( I am Alpha) because a bunch of other people are looking for him too who he does not want to find him. When the coppers do catch him, he might be the easiest to find since I could always visit the Placer County Jail (helping me accomplish #53. Complete a Coast-to-Coast Road Trip Across America). But then again if he's smart at all, which I'd hope someone sharing my full name would be, then he'd be well aware he's on Placer County's Top Twenty Most Wanted List and would be nowhere near Placer County, California.
Travis Curran Gamma, also in California, actually goes by the full name "Travis Curran Talley" so I am not positive if he counts. He holds a nice job as the Recruiting Manager for the Los Angeles Chapter of Risk and Insurance Management Society Inc. The site gives his full contact info, including phone, fax and email address. He does not seem too tough to hunt down and arrange a meeting with.
Travis Curran Delta is a student at Kansas State College, but, it appears here that he is studying abroad in Prague, Czech Republic. I've always wanted to check Prague out. Good excuse for potential Eurotrip? I think so. (That would also help me complete #36. Visit Every Country).
Travis Curran Epsilon goes to UC Davis and plays ultimate frisbee for them. But I found that here, he played for the "Dogs", and here, he played for a team called "Trouser Fiesta". What an awesome title for anything. He seems like a pretty cool dude. UC Davis is also in California. Weird, huh?
Travis Curran Iota is a little boy. He is the son of Dean and Shannon Curran, who own the Curran Cattle Company in Saskatchewan, Canada. They'd be totally cool to visit, since I like Canada's farmlands and while I'm there, I could Milk a Cow (#47).
And finally, we come to the most famous Travis Curran out there...Travis Curran Kappa. If you were ever so inclined to google my first and last name, there would be about upwards to fifty sites in reference to this fellow here. He plays Men's Tennis for University of Toledo. He's pretty good too. I get envious of his website percentage...but yours truly is the next existing Travis Curran on the Google Search Results page for my old highschool band Brackett and the Drill Bits. I designed the website years ago in an Advanced Communications class. Good times. Anyways, Toledo's in Ohio, and an easy stop on any road trip to make. And I'd probably have to travel in a van to do it...(#97. Live Out of a Van).
I almost made a joke about finding all these people and killing them, then making a Highlander "There can only be one!!" reference and ending the update on a mediocrely funny joke, but then one of these peoples or someone close to them may find this site and take it as a serious death threat and sue me or something crazy like that and I don't think that'd be very funny at all in the end.
posted by Travis H. Curran at 9/11/2005 10:26:00 PM
1 Comments:
dude i totally have that same book
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