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posted by Travis H. Curran at 9/07/2005 11:19:00 PM
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
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- The State of 2nd Andrews Address
- Brief Bulleted List of Things that are Thoroughly ...
- Coolest. Religion. Ever.
- DILEMMA
- The Fairy Tale of My Summer.
- Status: Alive!
- Nineteen.
- Why aren't you people watching this?
- Reflections on Being 18.
- Summer.
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I only believe what I read in:
The Onion
and
The Superficial.
This is my friend Kacy.
She is my best friend.
This is my friend Jake.
He is very funny.
This is my friend Chris.
He likes music.
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