Ah, A Blog!

I had almost completely forgetten this thing's existence over the course of the summer. What a shame. Poor little blog.

Ha, blogs. "Blog" is everyone's new favorite word now. It's on news sites. It's on Apple commercials. (We are all controlled by Apple and the Media) Everyone's got one, and if they don't, then they don't matter. Not to sound too pretentious or anything, but I totally had a blog before this whole new fad took over. Except we didn't call them blogs, they were "journals" or "diaries" or "way less cool things." I wasn't very proud of it. Less proud than I am of my MySpace. And MySpace really sucks. When American civilization crumbles to dust underneath the sands of time, future historians will accredit the downfall to MySpace. Or just the Internet in general.

Imagine if there were no Internet. It's not an easy thing to do.

If presented with a working A) Time Machine, B) Magic Lamp, or C) Birthday Wish, I think my top priority would be along the lines of: starting my life over from the beginning of high school and focus most of my learning efforts on Wilderness Survival (and losing my virginity sooner). 'Cause, dude, that's got to come in handy someday. If electricity were to mysteriously fail on us, I want to still be on top of things and not scavenging around the Urban Wasteland like the majority of our population will be. Utterly helpless without their cell phones, automobiles, money, and so on. It'd be chaos. But I wouldn't be affected. I'd be trapping and cooking the few remaining animals on this planet and building shelter and surviving to live on another day and be there to see what will come next.

That got a bit out there. My bad. Anyways, I think I'll blog more. I'll be writing a lot these next two semesters, and I'll always need a fallback place for my really bad/weird/innapropriate ideas.

Peace,
TC