New Purpose

Since attempts to regularly update, promote, manage, or even write anything clever here have really all pitifully failed, I've decided to reform this blog into something less dissapointing but still awkwardly personal to me (hopefully less than Livejournal). I'm going to just start "dumping" in here. I titled this blog A Writer's Lament since I thought this site would just be a source of excess waste writing that I didn't use in anything else. Since there never really was an "anything else," I'm just sort of going to put all of my half-developed/-written/-assed works into here.

Why? So you, the Internet viewer, can read them and steal my ideas. Then I'll hire an army of attorneys to sue your pants off, shovelling out obscure copyright infringment and defamation laws and other stinky legal mumbo-jumbo and just spread it all over your face. Then take all of your money. So I can succeed instead of you. That's why. Got a problem with that? No. Didn't think so. Chump.