I'll Make a Real Post After This is Over...
posted by Travis H. Curran at 11/20/2005 02:26:00 PM
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Previous Posts
- Positive. Focused. Caffeinated.
- People are Pissed Off.
- I Have Fourteen Minutes and 59 Seconds Left
- What a Great Use of Lots of Money.
- Crazy Crazy Crazy.
- A Successful Costume.
- Survey, Revised.
- National Novel Writing Month.
- (An Aside)
- Nervous.
Links
I only believe what I read in:
The Onion
and
The Superficial.
This is my friend Kacy.
She is my best friend.
This is my friend Jake.
He is very funny.
This is my friend Chris.
He likes music.
Webcomics
Sites I Support
Disclaimer
All stories, tales, anecdotes, scripts, reviews, ramblings, dreams, biased accounts, exaggerations, quoted song lyrics, half-stories, half-truths, blatant lies, and fictitious/nonfictitious memories alike are the property of Travis H. Curran and T.H.C. Inc. All legal rights to said items are property of T.H.C. Inc. Any unauthorized duplication is a federal offense and will be punished by a 150,000 dollar fine, paid directly to Travis Curran, or he will tie you to a tree and tickle your feet with a feather until you laugh so hard you cry and then he'll do it some more until you can hardly breathe, then he'll punch you in your solar plexis and you'll lose what little breath you had and then he'll kick you in the shins real hard but you can't scream because your lungs are empty, then he'll put honey on your chest and leave you for wild animals to come by and lick it off you, like that one scene from Heavyweights. God, I love that movie.
3 Comments:
are you done yet?
p.s. i hope you can make it.
BITCH, DO NOT DOUBT THIS.
my brain is poop.
i apologize about calling you a bitch. refer to statement b for justification.
p.s. its late.
p.p.s. i hurt.
quit calling me a bitch, you know how easily i can whoop you.
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