But Didn't We All Already Know This...

Paris Hilton is Kind of Retarded


Paris Hilton, on Blogs:

Q: Do you read what's written about you? Do you pick up the tabloids?

HILTON: I don't read any of it. I just look at the pictures to see what I was wearing last week and if it was cute.

Q: Do you read blogs?

HILTON: What's that?

Q: Um, they're these things on the Internet where people write about news and stuff.

HILTON: No, I don't really read anything on the Internet except my AOL mail. I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about.

Q: Paris, you just described my job.

(Her publicist, Rob Shuter, laughs.)

Q: What did you want to be when you were a little girl?

HILTON: A veterinarian, but then I realized I could just buy a bunch of animals.

I, for one, love sitting around on my computer all day writing about people. Especially when I don't know anything about them. Regardless if the esteemed Ms. Hilton approves.

P.S. This entry is jacking Jake Christie's style a lot.

and to that I saw "imitation is the finest form of flattery".

and "it's okay to defend myself with cliche's".

that too.