A Waste Land of Thought.
posted by Travis H. Curran at 5/08/2005 01:11:00 PM
I only believe what I read in:
The Onion
and
The Superficial.
This is my friend Kacy.
She is my best friend.
This is my friend Jake.
He is very funny.
This is my friend Chris.
He likes music.
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1 Comments:
YESSSS
I feel like Dr. Frankenstein.
Or, at least, someone who played Dr. Frankenstein in a Frankenstein movie.
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